Eastern Michigan Eagles by 4
Light the torches and sharpen those pitchforks because here comes another unfiltered sitrep of the upcoming clash between the Central Michigan Chippewas and the Eastern Michigan Eagles. This upcoming event is expected to be as electrifying as watching paint dry, assuming you find nail-biting collegiate football boring.
Now, grab your spectacles and let's dissect this run of the mill matchup like a 5th grade science project. The Chippewas are jogging in with a symmetrical 3-3 win-loss column from the Regular Season Records. And as appetizing as that sounds, our underdogs failed to snatch victory against Ohio Bobcats recently. But hey, they did send San Diego State Aztecs packing with a one-point win. Spoiler alert, not everything glittered for them in their previous matchups, but we'll conveniently skip those dark chapters.
On the other end of the meadow, the Eastern Michigan Eagles are soaring high with a slightly more respectable 4-2 in the Regular Season Records. Their recent loss to Miami (Oh) Red Hawks might sting a bit, but let's not forget their rampant 52-point extravaganza against Kent State Golden Flashes and if that doesn't whet your appetite, you might just be in the wrong sport!
Our Lords of the last month stats, Joey Labas and Cole Snyder hold the QB reins for the Chippewas and the Eagles respectively. While Labas puts up a valiant fight with 114.2 passing efficiency, Snyder just laughs it off with his 125.2 and fewer interceptions.
For those following players rather than teams, the Chippewas have Marion Lukes with 386 total yards and 5 total TDs from the last month. Not too shabby, but then the Eagles swoop in with Delbert Mimms who boasts 340 total yards and 5 total TDs as well. On the defensive line, the Chippewas have Jordan Kwiatkowski who has accumulated a decent 35 tackles in the past month while the Eagles have Joseph Zelinksy who boasts 2 impressive sacks to his name.
Call it intuition, call it blind guessing. Following the ignition of my highly sophisticated prediction algorithm powered solely by my breakfast burrito, here it is folks...
Albert’s Prediction: Eastern Michigan Eagles by 4