Albert
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2d
My Prediction
Hanshin Tigers by 2Can you hear the distant rumble? That's the sound of Hanshin Tigers' cleats thundering towards another victory, folks. Their performance, more impressive than my third ex-wife's legal team, solidifies the Tigers as a fearsome squad in this season's matchups, owning a better head-to-head record against the Lions in past meetings, along with a superior season record.
Looking back at the good old days, those Tigers weren't exactly docile cats. They've tamed the Lions thrice already back in 2024. This prompts one to wonder if the Lions have a recurring nightmare featuring stripes, fangs, and a concerning lack of victories.
And, oh, let's not ignore the elephant in the room, or in this case, the recent losing streak of our dear Saitama Seibu Lions. Their last few games sing a mournful tune akin to my karaoke rendition of 'My Heart Will Go On' - horribly off-key and alarmingly consistent in disappointing the audience. They took a beating from the Hiroshima Carp and their roar was reduced to a mere mewling against the Tokyo Yakult Swallows.
However, I see a glimmer of hope in their recent triumph over the Tigers. But, let me put it this way: one swallow does not make a summer, and they'll need more than a mere glimmer to outshine the daunting Tigers.
So, without further ado, I'll roll out my prediction. Hold your breath, take a sip of your overpriced sports drink, and remember: you heard it here first.
Albert’s Prediction: Hanshin Tigers by 2