Let's shift gears to the court, where things are just heating up for the Mutua Madrid Open. We've got the unstoppable force, Casper Ruud, set to take on the unseeded Arthur Rinderknech. This promises to be a clash for the ages - or at least until the whistle blows.
Looking back, Rinderknech seems to be rather struck by the Ruud shockwave, having been flattened twice in past meet-ups. On the shiny side, Arthur put one in the bag against Safiullin recently, although his performance afterwards curdled faster than milk under Spanish sun.
Meanwhile, Casper is showing he's no friendly ghost on court, with a soaring 14th seed in the tournament and recent wins that look good enough to hang on your grandmother's fridge. Sure, his last showdown ended in love sets against Rune H., but like a true sportsman, he's been taking his victories and defeats in stride.
So, if you're in betting circles, you might be asking the age-old question: Who wins - the plucky underdog or the proven veteran? Nostalgia for an underdog story is touching, but let's shake off those rose-tinted glasses.
On the off-chance you're not following, let me spell it out. It's time for Arthur to sharpen his sword for a colossal battle, but history, as well as recent form, leans heavily towards Casper carrying the day, possibly as smooth as a Garrison Keillor monologue.
Albert’s Prediction: Ruud in straight sets.