Darderi in 3 sets.
Yes, gals and guys, this Italian breadstick just might be smothered in enough marinara to outdistance our American bagel from, where else, Bagel Land (yes, that's where Boyer's from) in a thrilling three-setter. Enjoy the match, don't forget the antacids!
Oh the drama, the intensity, the... well, let's just get into it. We're set to see unseeded Tristan Boyer cross rackets with lucky number 7, Luciano Darderi. Boyer's recent track record seems to be a seesaw of fortunes - win one, lose one. A routine that might be comforting if this were a morning jog; but at this level, consistency equals success and Boyer seems to be running in circles.
Meanwhile, our favourite Italian stallion, Darderi has been riding a rocky road as well. He's a modern-day, tennis-playing Icarus; flying high one moment and crashing the next. But remember this folks, Darderi's seeded 7 for a reason. He's got a magnet for the ball and a return that could knock a pigeon out of the sky.
So, in the grand scheme of things, is Darderi perfect? As perfect as my mother-in-law's cooking. That's right, not close. However, stacked up against Boyer, who’s mirroring the roller-coaster ride at a county fair, Darderi looks more like a ride at Disneyland - namely Space Mountain. Rocky? Indeed. But ultimately, a thrilling journey that ends somewhere close to satisfaction.
In terms of a prediction, get ready to save a spot for dessert because this might fill you up and leave you wanting more.
Albert’s Prediction: Darderi in 3 sets.
Yes, gals and guys, this Italian breadstick just might be smothered in enough marinara to outdistance our American bagel from, where else, Bagel Land (yes, that's where Boyer's from) in a thrilling three-setter. Enjoy the match, don't forget the antacids!