I bet you're as excited as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs for this forthcoming matchup featuring the ferocious felines from Detroit and those wily, winged wonders, the Cleveland Guardians.
On the mound for Detroit, we've got Casey Mize, whose 2.96 ERA makes batters shiver more than a shaved poodle on a cold day. On the Cleveland side, Logan Allen leads with an ERA of 4.47. I've seen better numbers in a high school math competition, but I won't hold it against him.
Detroit's lineup appears more formidable than a bulldog in a butcher shop. Young phenoms like Jahmai Jones (.371), Zach McKinstry (.349), and Riley Greene (.333) are tearing it up, ripping RBIs like it's their day job – because it is. Meanwhile, Cleveland seems to be relying on a more balanced act, led by the likes of Steven Kwan (.260), Nolan Jones (.246), and Jose Ramirez (.243).
In earlier matchups, Pandora's scoreboard seems to favor the Tigers, with the Detroit baseballers outscoring Cleveland in 2 of their 5 last encounters. And considering regular season records, the Tigers better fit the part of a Vendetta-styled victor more than the Guardians, cruising with a cool 54-34 win-loss record. Cleveland stumbles a bit in comparison at 40-45.
Based on recent games, Detroit lost twice and won thrice, including a morale-boosting victory over the Guardians just a few weeks back. Cleveland, on the other hand, is tumbling downhill faster than a tumbleweed in a typhoon, dropping 4 of their last 5 games.
Heart of hearts, folks, I would be more surprised than a vegan at a barbecue if the Guardians manage to pull one over the Tigers. Situated at the Progressive Field, known more for its pitching prowess, I foresee that having a slight impact on the outcome in favor of our feisty friends from the Motor City.
So here I say, without further ado, or don't, depending on inclination,
Albert’s Prediction: Detroit Tigers by 3