Isn't life a hoot? Let's dive into this website of a rugby matchup between the Blues and Moana Pasifika. It's as one-sided as you can get. Look at their past encounters, the Blues have totally dominated, harsh treatment if you ask me. The last round was 36-17 in favor of the Blues and the round before that? Oh, that was a whopping 47-8 victory for the Blues.
Now let's see each team's performance this regular season. Can you believe it? Both have 5 wins under their belts. The Blues lost one more, but at this point, I think they've embraced losing as part of their identity.
Sure, some of you are gonna say 'Look at the recent results, you joke of a commentator!' Yeah, yeah, both teams have had their ups and downs, but again, the Blues have fared better offensively. They scored 34 against the Fijian Drua for crying out loud! I mean, Moana Pasifika did also manage to put some good numbers on the board but come on, the Blues seem to carry a bit more swagger.
And when we look at the league standings, the Blues are #5, and Moana Pasifika is trailing behind at #7. You'd think with a smaller number Pasifika would be in the lead, but then you realize that's not how sports work.
So, what's the prognosis, Dr. Dry Humor? Well, it's as clear as an empty beer bottle. Without further ado, here you go:
Albert’s Prediction: Blues by 14