Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen, bracing ourselves for another grueling match of Nippon Professional Baseball. Today we are witnessing a showdown between the Yomiuri Giants and Chunichi Dragons. I'd use a metaphor about real Giants and Dragons fighting, but baseball isn't known for fire-breathing... or giants.
Let's start by dusting off the history books. Combing through past encounters, there seems to be a recurring theme. The Giants have, more often than not, emerged victorious, with the Dragons blowing more smoke than fire in most matches. However, an impressive recent win against the Giants might give the Dragons some misplaced confidence, but past performance is no guarantee of future results, right?
Last season, the Giants strutted away with a fairly robust 77-59 record, leaving the Dragons licking their wounds with 60-75. It's like watching a marathon runner racing against a tortoise with a limp. No offense to the Dragons, but they'll need more than a magical turnaround to save the day here.
Let's take a gander at the recent results - and stop me if you've heard this before - but the Giants have put up some consistent numbers, winning most of their games. The Dragons, on the other hand, let's just say they've been coming up a bit short.
So, all things considered, I would say clear your calendars and call your bookie, because this is the Giants' game to lose. And if I were a betting man - which is totally hypothetical and has no bearing on my objectivity, of course - the Giants will pull through. I can already envisage a game filled with scintillating plays, towering home runs, and at least one guy getting a hot dog when he should be paying attention.
Albert’s Prediction: Yomiuri Giants by 1.