Philadelphia Phillies by 4
Prepare to see some baseball action as the Colorado Rockies clash with the Philadelphia Phillies, the stage is set at Citizens Bank Park, a place where batting averages tend to inflate like a hot air balloon at a state fair.
Looking at the man standing on the mound for the Rockies, Antonio Senzatela, his last season screams 'I slept through pitching class'. Conversely, we have Taijuan Walker for the Phillies, who's still waiting to debut this season but must be praying for a little rain given his forgettable numbers last June.
The Rockies' leading men appear to be Mickey Moniak and Hunter Goodman, both swinging better than a five-year-old at a piñata party. For the Phillies, you have Johan Rojas, Edmundo Sosa, Kyle Schwarber – all hitting as if their life depended on it, and Brandon Marsh who's doing okay, he's not setting the world on fire, but he's not lighting a box of wet matches either.
In the recent match-ups, Phillies seem to have been playing Duck Hunt with the Rockies, while their overall season records play the sweet symphony of victory for the Phillies and a tone-deaf kazoo solo for the Rockies.
Since we're making predictions, I'd like to announce that Nostradamus has nothing on me. Based on the given data inferable by anyone who hasn't recently hit their head, the Phillies are going to forget to lose this one.
Albert’s Prediction: Philadelphia Phillies by 4