All right then, gather round sports fans, as we delve into the simmering cauldron of real life soap opera that is the imminent Roland Garros semifinal. On one side of the net, we have the tennis wunderkind, the second seed, Coco Gauff. On the other, we have our dark horse, the unseeded and unpredictably thrilling Lois Boisson.
Now, in a world where things larger than tennis balls matter, this match is kind of a big deal. You've got an up-and-coming player in Gauff, who's been batting opponents away like pesky flies. She's lost one solitary set on her soiree through to the semis, flaunting the kind of form that makes seasoned pros weep.
Contrast that to Boisson, who undoubtedly is having the run of her life. But, and it's a bigger BUT than that found on a hippo, she's stumbled through three-set matches thrice. This is not the kind of performance you'd associate with absolute dominance and statues to be erected in one's honor.
Speaking of love, Gauff has been serving it cold to most of her opponents. Boisson on the other hand has been scraping through the edges, something that I believe, won’t work against a player of Gauff’s stature.
So, for those of you betting your hard-earned linens, I'd say going for coco-nutty Gauff is the more sensible option. To sum up...
Albert's Prediction: Gauff in straight sets.