Albert
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My Prediction
Crusaders by 8Alright, let's delve into this clash of the titans, shall we? The beloved Crusaders face off against the Highlanders, a match more lopsided than my aunt's famous pancakes. Coming in at round 11, we see a Crusaders team, comfortably perched at #2 in the Super Rugby Pacific 2025. The Highlanders? Oh, just meandering down at #9.
Now, don't go thinking the Highlanders are all lambs to the slaughter here; they did edge a victory the last time these teams clashed. That espresso shot to the heart, however, seems to be more of a fluke than a trend, just like my uncle's karaoke victory last Christmas. The Highlanders have been somewhat season inconsistent with a 3-6 record, more down than up, akin to a roller coaster designed by a pessimist.
Our Crusader comrades present a more balanced 7-2 run this regular season, their train of victory only slightly hindered by the occasional annoying fallen tree on the tracks. Recently, their winning chant was overheard after contests with Blues, Hurricanes, and Fijian Drua, though Moana Pasifika's tune was a bit louder one time.
The Highlanders were riding the struggle bus more frequently as of late. Although they bounced back magnificently after an embarrassing loss to the Chiefs and defeated Fijian Drua, they were bested by Western Force, Brumbies, and Queensland Reds. They've been telling losses and victories like their swapping gossip at a hair salon.
All the signs are there folks, just like a giant neon sign pointing towards the inevitable. While both teams have proven their worth, Crusaders' recent performance and acknowledgment by all those bookies and their payout data suggest they are the team to beat. Our Highlanders, sporting some, shall I say, rickety armor, have to put up an epic fight. Willing to place a bet? Well, don't count on me to finance your losses.
Albert’s Prediction: Crusaders by 8
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