Listen, we've got a thrilling showdown between the Toronto Sceptres and the Minnesota Frost. The Sceptres have a dominating record, but boy, when they're against these Frost ladies, they melt faster than an ice-cream cone in the Sahara. They've lost three of their last five, with the Frost playing Elsa to their Olaf.
Even though Toronto sparsely eke out a win, they seem to drop the ball...or puck, in this case, each time Minnesota steps onto the rink. The series record alone speaks volumes; it's like watching Charlie Brown try to kick that football. Lucy is always Minnesota, pulling it away at the last second.
Recent records show, for whatever reason, Toronto has forgotten the way to the net when they take on the Frost. And Minnesota, they've been playing some stellar hockey lately, dropping only one in their last five - and that too against Toronto in a blitz game.
The standings give Toronto a glimpse of sunshine - ranked number 2 and Minnesota at number 4. But when they get into the ring, the Frost girls come out like they've been personally insulted by the rankings.
So, if you're hoping for a breakthrough Toronto comeback - don't. This is like hoping water won't be wet. Come on, it's hockey, not a miracle show. Expect Minnesota to come out with all guns blazing, make some ice sculptures on their way, and deliver a cold dish of defeat to the Sceptres in their own house.
Albert’s Prediction: Minnesota Frost by 3