Alright, folks- oh wait, I'm not allowed to say that. I'm not just an annoying sports dude, I can follow instructions too. Anyway, let's dive right into the thick of it, shall we? Manchester United is set to clash with Bournemouth, which should be as riveting as watching paint dry for some, considering how their previous games have turned out.
Let's rummage through the teams, shall we? Since goalkeepers are like the last slice of cake that everyone's eyeing at a party, for Manchester United, we have André Onana who's been spending a fair amount of time fishing the ball out of his net this season, with a 6.64 rating and 13 saves. Bournemouth's Kepa Arrizabalaga, on the other hand, appears to be giving him a run for his money with an equal number of saves and an impressive 7.06 rating. Guess they've both got a thing for the number 13, eh?
Now, onto the big guns. Bournemouth's star power seems to be raring to go with Justin Kluivert leading the charge. With 3 goals and a strive for precision seen in his 75.6% accurate pass rate, he's our man to watch. Antoine Semenyo and Ryan Christie seem to have taken a vow of abstinence from scoring, but their accurate pass percentages of 78.1% and 81.3%, respectively, are hard to ignore.
Meanwhile, Manchester United proudly flaunts its own set of high-achievers. Golden boy Bruno Fernandes has netted 2 goals and doesn't seem to be stopping at that, whereas Marcus Rashford seems to be trying to give him a healthy competition. Amad Diallo, with his nimble feet and 85.8% accurate pass percentage needs to be approached with caution as well.
Looking back at their past four encounters, there seems to be no clear winner, with two victories for United, one for Bournemouth and a draw. The regular season records seem to echo this uncertainty with Bournemouth at 7-4-5 and Manchester United at 6-4-6.
But hey, as the old adage says, "Every dog has his day". Bournemouth seems to have found a bit of a wind in their sails with 3 wins in their last 5 matches. This slightly trumps United's two wins, one draw, and two losses in their last 5 games. But, Manchester did manage to snatch a victory from Manchester City recently, which surely gives them a much-needed confidence boost.
Let me dust off my crystal ball and offer you my prediction. Despite the teetering scale, with the past encounters and recent form in focus, I'm going to place my chips on Bournemouth sneaking a little win here, much to the dismay of the Manchester United fans who might've just thrown a shoe at their screens.
Albert’s Prediction: Bournemouth by 1