Here we go, folks, the great gridiron clash between the Bills from Buffalo and the Texans from Houston, ranked number 1 in their respective AFC divisions. I promise you'll neither sleep nor yawn as we dive into the season's stats, records, and players.
Josh Allen of the Bills has been quite the marksman, throwing for an impressive 116.5 passing efficiency and has yet to throw an interception. Meanwhile down in Houston, we see C.J. Stroud doing his own version of the Texas two-step with a lower efficiency score but a higher passing yard total. Amusingly, sharing the load with him is Davis Mills, his miraculous no TDs and no INTs. Well, stats sometimes are like modern art, aren't they?
On the offensive side for the Bills, we see a trio of players having a block party. James Cook, Khalil Shakir, and Dalton Kincaid have been racking up yards and TDs like they're collecting rare vinyl. Over at the Texans, Nico Collins and Stefon Diggs have been making their own kind of music, with Collins averaging a high note of 16.3 yards per reception.
Switching gears to defense, the Bills have been tackling like they've mistaken their opponents for misplaced luggage at the airport, with Dorian Williams leading with a whopping 40 tackles. The Texans aren't far behind though, with Henry To'o To'o tackling like he's auditioning for a rodeo.
Do these details feel like a dense jungle of stats yet? Or maybe, an overly complicated knitting pattern? But that's football for you, and that's how you keep your bookie guessing or your grandma on her knitting toes.
Okay, let's not procrastinate longer than a sloth crossing the road. Crunching the numbers and the players together as if they were ingredients in a competitive baking show, I have conjured a prediction.
Albert’s Prediction: Buffalo Bills by 3