Ah, an intriguing matchup we have on our hands between the Chicago Fire and Atlanta United FC, folks. Not sure there's water hot enough for... oh, scratch that, life's not a metaphor.
First up, let's put our lenses on the goalkeepers. Atlanta's choice in the net is Brad Guzan, who's been racking up the savings like it's a Black Friday sale, boasting a solid 6.90 rating with 14 saves. Over in the Windy City's corner, we've got a swap-shop situation. Jeffrey Gal scores a 6.80 rating with only 2 saves, while Chris Brady has the numbers with 14 saves but falls short with a 6.38 rating.
As we saunter down Player's Lane, Atlanta United FC brings a robust troupe to the turf. Brooks Lennon and Miguel Almirón circle the wagon with ratings over 7, yet, oddly enough, no goals to their names. Talk about a pass party, ladies and gents. Similar story with Aleksei Miranchuk. Stellar performance, but the goals column looks as desolate as my love life.
Meanwhile, Chicago Fire is not playing nice either. Philip Zinckernagel and Brian Gutierrez bring the heat, showing more goals than an overambitious New Year's resolution list. The honor mention goes to the dashing Sergio Oregel, full of promise but no goals.
If we have to talk about past matchups, and believe me, I'm contractually obligated to, it would be fair to say it's like watching a tennis match. Mostly back and forth, but the last settling score was a snoozer - a goalless draw.
Looking at the regular season records, we've got something close to a standoff - Atlanta United FC with 2-4-5 and Chicago Fire slightly hotter with 3-4-4. But don't let the records fool you; we've seen more surprising comebacks than in soap operas.
Recently, Atlanta seems like they've been stuck in a rut, winning only one in the last five games. On the flip side, Chicago seems slightly more consistent, managing to hold their ground to a goalless draw against Orlando City in their last game, after a wee bit of a hitch against Nashville SC.
So, as much as I'd love to keep you entertained with more colorful metaphors and light mockery, here's the key takeaway:
Albert’s Prediction: Chicago Fire by 1