Ahhh, ladies and gentlemen! The FIBA Women's AmeriCup final is upon us and, by golly, do we have a matchup that's as tantalizing as a ripe watermelon on a summer day. Slightly less messy, of course.
The Colombian queens are set to battle the vivacious Puerto Rican team, and it's a clash that promises to be as unpredictable as uncle Bob's dance moves at a family gathering.
Yuliany Paz has been lighting up the scoreboard for Colombia, averaging an impressive 12.5 points per game during the playoffs, making use of rebounds like there's no tomorrow. Let's not forget Esperanza Delgado, either; she may be named after hope but she gives no respite to her opponents with an eye-popping 16.5 points per playoff game.
Now, on to Puerto Rico. Their high-octane offense is led by the exceptionally talented Arella Guirantes, whose average of 16 points per game would make even the most experienced sports fans nod respectfully. Trinity San Antonio can also open the game up quicker than you can say "Force Majeure," boasting an impressive 15 points per playoff game.
Looking back, we see a history of last-ditch wins for Puerto Rico, who narrowly bested Colombia in their last two match-ups. But history, like that decades-old egg salad sandwich in the back of my colleague's office fridge, doesn't always age well.
Our lovely ladies from Colombia may have had a mixed potluck in the playoffs, with a 2-2 record, while Puerto Rico has come off a bit stronger, boasting a 3-1 bangarang.
Looking at the teams' recent recommendations from lady luck, Colombia bagged an eye-widening victory against the Dominican Republic but fell to Canada. On the other hand, Puerto Rico slid by Mexico but tripped against Argentina.
In the standings, Puerto Rico sits at numero dos with Colombia dressing up the third rung. Although Puerto Rico has the numerical advantage, I'd reckon the struggle to the top isn't a simple math problem.
Well, well, well, it's prediction time. While Puerto Rico may be the favored daughters in this dance-off, I see a tight, nail-biting showdown coming our way. With Colombia's hunger and Puerto Rico's proven prowess, I'd say brace yourself for a heck of a game.
Albert’s Prediction: Puerto Rico by 3