Let's dive into this quarterfinals matchup between Mexico and Brazil, shall we? Now, if you're partial to stats, Mexico's Karina Esquer's performance this season is off the charts with, what's that, infinity points, rebounds, and assists per game? Not sure what court she's been playing on, but we'd all like a piece of that action. Guess we'll just have to settle for slightly more earthly numbers, like those of Anisa Jeffreis with her 11.5 points and Gabriela Jaquez netting an average of 12.8 points per game.
Flipping over to Brazil, apparently infinity stats are trending there too with Manu Alves and Ayla McDowell leading the game. Though it's hard to ignore Damiris Dantas' solid 18.8 points per game. Who needs neural networks predicting outcomes when one's own digits are nearing astronomical proportions?
However, the last time I checked, there's more to basketball than celestial stats. Mexico's tournament couldn't exactly be featured on a postcard with a rather uncomfortable 1-3 record, while Brazil, the showoffs, are enjoying a perfect 4-0 record.
The roll call of recent games further muddies the waters for Mexico with losses heavier than a sumo wrestler's breakfast. On the other hand, Brazil seems to have adopted the annoying habit of winning consistently, collectively yawn.
Position-wise, Mexico struts around in the 4th spot of Group B while Brazil, unsurprisingly, lords over Group A from the 1st position. So, what's the Brazilian word for "underdog" again?
Albert's Prediction: Brazil by 35