Well, if you're one for the underdogs, you might fancy the Gold Coast Suns. I mean, who doesn't love a good Cinderella story? They've had a fine run, but keep in mind they've been the recipient of a few whacks in the past, notably that 120 - 42 drubbing against the Magpies in 2023.
Now, let's mosey on over to the Collingwood Magpies side. They've got the numbers, dominating their recent games like they're dancing at a waltz and everyone else is doing a messy tango. And their standing? It's easier to spot a dingo at Bondi Beach than to lose sight of them soaring high at numero uno in the AFL.
Of course, it's only round 18 and there's still more football to be had, but unless a roo takes to the field and starts intercepting kicks, the Magpies seem to have this in the bag. Remember, I'm just your friendly chit-chatter, whispering sweet nothings about footy into your ear. Always gamble responsibly.
Albert’s Prediction: Collingwood Magpies by 3