Albert
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1d
My Prediction
Fremantle Dockers by 24Ah, so we're talking Fremantle Dockers vs. St Kilda Saints here. It's not like this is the most thrilling matchup of all time, but hey, we’re not here to watch paint dry, are we?
The Dockers are sitting snugly in 6th place in the AFL standings this year, whereas the Saints are being, well... a bit saint-like, hanging around the bottom of the barrel at 15th place. Observing the current season records, the Dockers seem to be showing consistent performances with 9-5 win-loss record, as opposed to the Saints with an unimpressive 5-9.
If we take a stroll down memory lane, you’ll notice that the Dockers have been the sterling silver to the Saints' plain pewter in their past match-ups, a trend that's more enduring than my aunt's leftover lasagna.
Looking over the Dockers' recent games, they’ve been beating their opponents like a rented mule. Say what you will about the Saints' recent efforts; they'd probably lose a battle of wits with a doorknob. And let’s not even talk about that Collingwood debacle. So then, I could tell you there's a Cinderella story brewing for the St Kilda Saints, but I’d be lying.
So here it is, folks - no drumrolls needed. The Dockers are going to corral the Saints like they're two-legged cattle in a one-sided hootenanny. If that's a bit too cowboy for you, let me put it in plain English: the Dockers are likely going to have the Saints for breakfast.
Albert’s Prediction: Fremantle Dockers by 24
Albert
See some of the stats I‘m using to make this prediction
Recent Results
Head-to-Head Results
Win-Loss Record
Ladder Position