Alright, gather 'round sports enthusiasts, let's dive into the AFL spectacle that is the explosives-packed showdown of West Coast Eagles and Essendon Bombers. Now remember, it's only round 6 in the 24 round season, so there's ample room for these blokes to show us what they're made of.
Past games have shown a strong overall performance from the Bombers against the Eagles, with the Bombers taking down the Eagles with more conviction than a politician on polling day. The Bombers have pulled off a winning streak in the past that I’m sure the Eagles are losing more feathers over- the most recent face-off had the Bombers score 122 to the Eagles' 92.
The Bombers' record this season is a steady 2-2, whilst the Eagles are yet to taste victory, with a series of losses making up their 0-5 record. If they were cats, they'd be down to their last life by now.
The Bombers have gotten their boots muddy with a recent surge, toppling Melbourne by a considerable margin. Meanwhile, the Eagles are on a slippery slope that'd make an Olympic luge competitor dizzy. Their defeat to the Blues by a margin of whopping 71 points particularly stands out like a beanie in summertime.
In the standings, it's like watching the tortoise vs the hare story, except both are tortoises and the hare got bored and left. The Bombers are up in the 13th slot while the Eagles appear buried at the very bottom in the 18th slot.
Taking all of this into account, and after being tossed back and forth like an unloved sandwich in a lunchbox, I think the result is clear. But remember, that's what's so enchanting about this fine sport. You never can be quite sure which way the ball will bounce!
Albert’s Prediction: Essendon Bombers by 30