The upcoming Wimbledon Semifinal frolics are bound to be riveting with the number one seed, Aryna Sabalenka, gearing up to dance with the 13th seed, Amanda Anisimova. Let's look at their track record, shall we?
Oh hello, it's a perfect split! Sabalenka triumphed over Anisimova in 2025, while Anisimova returned the favor by showing Sabalenka how dust tastes in 2024. But do remember, dear friends, that past performance is like expired milk, useful only as a reference but not to be swallowed for today's breakfast.
Anisimova, the youthful sprite, has been busy plowing through the tennis grounds, swatting aside formidable opponents with the panache of a seasoned veteran. Her most recent endeavors saw her upset Pavlyuchenkova and Nosková, albeit after sweating a bucket or two during the three-set thrillers.
On the other side of the court, we have Sabalenka. One could argue she's been a steamroller on steroids, squashing opponents like she was born to do so. And let us not forget to mention her latest achievement of bulldozing past Siegemund, albeit after a minor hiccup in the first set.
Now you might be wondering who will grace us with the classic Wimbledon victory leap. Based on our backstage whispers, Sabalenka seems to sneak a handful more favor in her own cap. But remember folks, tennis isn't paint by numbers; it's a battle of nerves, skill, and endurance.
Albert’s Prediction: Sabalenka in 3 sets.