Gather round everyone. Let's try not to trip over the Dallas Wings' season record. You see that 1-9? Yes, when it comes to success this season, the Wings are about as swift as a snail on sedatives. Now if we glance at Dallas's key players, there's Paige Bueckers and Arike Ogunbowale both consistent, but often it looks like they're playing hockey rather than basketball, considering those point averages. Not so high, eh? They certainly wish they could borrow some points from their past match-ups with the Phoenix Mercury where we saw more back and forth than a seesaw at a playground.
Speaking of which, let's peer at the Phoenix Mercury, their season record reading like a mildly palatable wine review at 6-4. Sabally and Thomas, now there's a dynamic duo with point averages higher than most GPA's. The Mercury's position in the standings has them leaning over their balcony with a flute of champagne, casually overlooking the Wings perched several floors below. Said gentle Mercury breeze might as well be a gale force wind in comparison to the Wings' performance.
But let's not count the Wings completely out. They managed to soar near the Mercury a few times in past match-ups. But overall, a review of the stats brings us straight back to reality — or should I say gravity?
Albert’s Prediction: Phoenix Mercury by 10