Alright, let's crack into this exciting matchup between the Memphis Showboats and the San Antonio Brahmas, a contest that promises all the excitement of a synchronized knitting competition. Now let's be serious, neither team's been lighting the world on fire this season. Both crews are dragging a 1-6 record around like a regrettable tattoo.
Now, Memphis might have thought it was a good idea to take a siesta during their last five games, putting up numbers that would make my grandma blush. Let's not forget their most recent loss to the St. Louis Battlehawks, 19-9. Tough break, Showboats.
But let's not get too confident, San Antonio. Your team's been performing like a kazoo in a symphony orchestra. Recently, the D.C. Defenders outplayed them 32-24. While that may seem like a close shave, a loss is a loss, folks.
Now, to their credit, the Brahmas did snag a narrow victory over the Showboats in their last meeting, 20-19. So they've got that little glimmer of hope there.
In the grand scheme of the standings, both of these teams are rated #4 in their respective groups. Now, that's not something you want to be boasting about at the local watering hole.
So here we go. With a flip of the coin and the hope that both squads forgot how bad they've been, I'm going to reluctantly stick my neck out for the Brahmas. Tossing the Brahmas a bone here, I say they eke out another squeaker of a win, just like their last face off.
Albert’s Prediction: San Antonio Brahmas by 1