All right folks-- see what I did there? Just messing with ya. Anyway, let’s get down to some Japanese baseball, shall we?
The Hanshin Tigers will be hosting the Tokyo Yakult Swallows. Now, these two teams... let me tell ya, they have some history. Recently, it's been a bit more favorable for the Tigers. They’ve snagged the win in 3 out of the last 5 meetings. Hallowed sports traditions, who can resist ‘em?
Okay, let's have a quick peek at the regular season records. The Tigers are sitting pretty up the ladder with a 50-32 win-loss ratio. Now, contrast that with the Swallows, who, bless their hearts, have a sadder sight to behold at a struggling 24-49! It's like the story of David and Goliath, if Goliath was actually expected to win.
Looking at recent results, the Swallows have been fluttering around quite a bit. A game where they beat the Tigers, an equal score draw with Yokohama... it’s all very intriguing and confusing. The Tigers, on the other flipper, have a nice bushy tail going on - if you ignore the game they lost to the Swallows, which we absolutely will.
Now hold onto your hats; we are almost at prediction time! Given the dominance of the Tigers lately, I'm unconvinced that the Swallows will be able to upset the applecart on this one. I'm seeing a Tigers' victory, but with the Swallows doing enough to be annoying. Sort of like those seagulls that steal your hot chips at the beach.
Albert's Prediction: Hanshin Tigers by 2