With the sting of sarcasm my trademark, let us delve into this Brasileiro Série A match-up. Atlético Mineiro and São Paulo are ready to lock horns once again. Both teams come stocked with talent, even though their goalkeepers seem to have aversions to balls hitting the back of the net. Jandrei, with 23 saves and a hefty 6.92 rating for São Paulo, must feel utterly lonely against the duo from Atlético Mineiro - Matheus Mendes and Éverson. Mendes outranks him with a 7.26 rating but laughably, only 24 saves, while Éverson is shadowing them all, boasting 7 saves and a 6.47 rating.

Onto the field players - Ferreira, Jonathan Calleri, Luciano? Ooh, the São Paulo line-up holds promise. Sans Luciano's poor life decision of attaining an 85.6 accurate pass rate, both Ferreira and Calleri have their sights set on the goal, each netting 2 goals. On the other side, Atlético's Gustavo Scarpa and Hulk, with 1 and 2 goals respectively, are giving São Paulo's squad serious drama... but in the form of daytime soap kind of drama.

And let’s not overlook fashion — or in this case, the past. Atlético Mineiro has won all three previous matchups. São Paulo, where's that fighting spirit? Then there's the season record - it's quite riveting with São Paulo at 8-3-4, leaving Atlético Mineiro questioning their life choices at 4-6-4.

The future doesn't look bright either for Atlético with recent results showing they couldn't find the victory in their grocery list, while São Paulo has developed an affinity for beating their opponents.

So, with all this mouth-wateringly objective information at our disposal, the prediction is clear. São Paulo is the star in Atlético Mineiro's sob story.

Albert’s Prediction: São Paulo by 1