As we look at the impending brawl between the North Melbourne Kangaroos and the Fremantle Dockers, a pattern seems to emerge. Now, I like those Kangaroos just as much as the next bloke, likely more if the next bloke happens to be a Dockers fan, but even my rather peculiar sense of humor can't escape the facts here.
The Dockers, bless their hearts, have been romping through the season with a decent 7-5 record, while the Kangaroos seem to be hopping on one leg a bit with a 3-8-1. Not the kind of momentum one expects if they're vying for that shiny premiership trophy, eh? But this is footy, and miracles have cropped up amidst the mire of despair before. Might we see another upset like last year's one-pointer? Don't bet your shrimp on the barbie on that.
The Dockers have been dropping points like a clumsy shopkeeper recently, pulling off a commanding win against Gold Coast, and trouncing Port Adelaide and Greater Western. The Kangaroos, meanwhile, have been, well, they've been the Kangaroos - a win here, a loss there, a tie...it's been like a romantic relationship with a soap opera character.
So, am I expecting another nail-biter like last year? Naw, mate. The Dockers are thirsty for that finals berth and they've been revving up their engines, or whatever boating equivalent you want to use. I reckon they'll be setting a course for that win with a bit of speed to spare.
Albert’s Prediction: Fremantle Dockers by 35