Alright, alright. Grab your soda and popcorn because we've got a fascinating matchup between the Boston Fleet and the New York Sirens on the docket, no doubt about that.
Cracking the books open, we've seen Boston Fleet has been kicking up a storm in past clashes with the Sirens. They've danced down the rink to the tune of five victories against the Sirens schooled once and one more for losing knowledge. A veritable Harvard of hockey, if Harvard was also good at putting pucks in the net instead of memorizing the elements on the periodic table.
And if we dive into recent form, man, Boston's looking sharper than a Ginsu knife on chopping day. Victorious in three of their last five and in particular dominating the Sirens twice. New York's been floundering like a fish on dry land lately, sadly a few notches below Boston with just one win in their last five.
Regular season says a similar story, folks. Boston's got an edge like an 80's hair metal band, ahead in wins even if their loss tally runs a bit high. Don't even start me with the Sirens' record, they've got more L's in there than a loser's leftover lasagna.
Now, I wouldn't touch this with my worst enemy's money, but if you've got a spare coin burning a hole in your pocket, well, here's my two cents - or a dozen, depending on how much you cherish my opinion:
Albert’s Prediction: Boston Fleet by 3