Ah, the wonderful world of soccer. Today we've got ourselves one spicy matchup between the Orlando Pride and Houston Dash. Now, I'm not saying I'm a fortune teller but let's take a sneak-peek under the hood and see where our bets might be best placed.
We've got two pretty drag race goalkeepers here with Abby Smith, holding up for the Dash, and Anna Moorhouse for the Pride. Both are maintaining a 6.97 rating with 10 and 8 saves respectively, so we might as well toss a coin on who'll be picking fewer balls out of their net.
Top players for Houston Dash include the likes of Natalie Jacobs, Kathleen Lind and Bárbara Olivieri, all boasting ratings over 7, yet the number of shots on goal among them sums up to a whispered 1. Goals win games, and if this trio don't see the net as more than just decoration, I fear our hopes may be dashed.
On the other side of the field, Orlando Pride has Barbra Banda, a player who, unlike our friends from the Dash, found the net thrice with 8 balls spiralling towards it. Accompanied by Marta and Morgan Gautrat, with an unfortunately barren shooting record, I'm just hoping they aren't playing a game of 'keep it away from the net'.
Looking at past encounters between these two, Orlando Pride seems to have an upper hand, with a track record of 3 wins and just the one loss, all while maintaining a better streak in the current season compared to their rivals.
Lastly, the recent results speak more for the Pride, with Houston's last 5 games showcasing a smack of inconsistency while Orlando is seen rampaging on the field a little more regularly.
So there you have it, the mid-game snack food should definitely be ordered towards halftime to keep up the tension. The scales seem to be tipping, ever so slightly, towards Orlando.
Albert’s Prediction: Orlando Pride by 1