Heating up the parquet we have the Golden State Warriors making their stand against the Houston Rockets in a do-or-die Game 7 of the first round. The weight of this match is as heavy as a double-stuffed burrito from that taco truck on 3rd Avenue!
The meat of the Warriors' lineup rests heavily on their top ballers, namely Stephen Curry whose playoffs performance is screaming consistency louder than my ex-wife after I missed another alimony payment, with impressive 24.3 points per game. Jimmy Butler is following suit, calculating his moves for optimal performance, balancing on the fine line between ordinary and extraordinary with 18.0 points per game.
However, hoping to blot out the Warriors' sun are the Rockets, who have their own stars ready to explode. Alperen Sengun seats himself comfortably at the top of the game, bracing the pressure while managing a tremendous 20.8 points per game. Fred VanVleet is not far behind on the playoff stats, contributing his fair share with a comely 19.0 points per game.
From their past games, it's as neck-and-neck as two middle-aged men racing to the buffet line on steak night. The series is tied 3-3, similar to my everlasting struggle with tying my shoelaces without passing out. The Rockets got the upper hand in terms of the regular season record, having an upper edge with a result of 52-30 against the Warrior’s 48-34, oh boy!
The recent results for both teams mirror their past matchups, reading like the plot of a dramatic soap opera with joy, defeat, betrayal, and that sweet sweet taste of victory. If it’s any clue, the Rockets blasted off to victory in the last encounter. Yet, it’s anybody’s game considering each team's position in the standings, the Rockets being #2 and the sneaky Warriors hanging around at #7 in the Western Conference.
All that being said, on the day where heroes are made and legends are born, who will stand victorious?
Albert’s Prediction: Houston Rockets by 4