Ah, enjoy a whiff of that damp Wuhan air as we take a scrawny look at this antsy Chinese Super League matchup, dipping our toes into a soccer quagmire. On one side, we have Wuhan Three Towns and on the other, Yunnan Yukun.

Between the posts, Yunnan Yukun boasts of two goalkeepers Jianxian Yu with 6 saves and Zhen Ma with 7. They've been almost as vigilant as a snoozing owl with the football hitting those gloves more often than buttered toast hits the floor.

Wuhan Three Towns have their net guarded by their lone sentinel, Puliang Shao, who's managed a comparatively commendable 8 saves. Almost seems he's unfazed by incoming footballs as a pigeon is by a bread crumb.

Players like Alexandru Ioniță and Wang-Kit Tsui are saying a cheery 'Howdy!' to the back of the net for Yunnan Yukun, with 1 and 2 goals respectively for this season. Add in a little Oscar Taty Maritu, and you've got a goal-making lasagna of sorts.

Over in the Wuhan Three Towns' court, Alexandru Tudorie is scoring more than a monk at Bingo with 1 goal. How he's managed that in a team that's got 0 wins in the season is as mysterious as socks disappearing from the laundry.

But let's not ignore that infallible rule of La Liga - recent form is a fairly reliable crystal ball. Yunnan Yukun has had a mixed bag of results, like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Wuhan Three Towns, however, is displaying a losing streak that's as fashionable as bell-bottoms in 2025.

Going by the temperature of the statistical tea leaves, it appears that the game might end up teetering favourably in the direction of Yunnan Yukun. But don't get too cushy, remember, football is as predictable as the stock market.

Albert’s Prediction: Yunnan Yukun by 1