Now, friends and less-than-friends, let's have a look at this clash between the Heidenheim dreamers and St. Pauli's swashbucklers of soccer.
St. Pauli's keeper, Mister Nikola Vasilj, sporting a 7.63 rating and 14 saves, has been consistently delivering admirable performances - the man's a wall, I tell ya! Heidenheim's Kevin Müller, not far behind with a 7.00 rating and the same number of saves, sure knows his way around the net too.
Now, do grab onto your seats, 'cause here come the stars of the teams. For St. Pauli, we have the versatile Hauke Wahl, the relentless Lars Ritzka, and the promising David Nemeth. Take note that Ritzka's pass accuracy hovers around a stupendous 89.7%. No, I didn't just make that up, folks.
On the brighter side of the field, key playmakers for Heidenheim include Budu Zivzivadze - who, despite having not scored, isn't shy about taking a crack at the goal - and Patrick Mainka with a 87% pass accuracy. Frans Krätzig's also thrown his hat into the goal-scoring ring, so keep an eye on him.
Past meetings between these two have seen Heidenheim bag a 2-0 victory last August. Feels like an eternity ago, doesn't it? Then again, time flies when you're trapped in a commentary box.
Reflecting on their regular-season records, which are identical, mind you (yes, 4-2-11), both teams have seen their fair share of turbulence. Ironically, consistency in inconsistency!
Most recently, St. Pauli's been hit hard, managing just one victory in their last five games. Meanwhile, Heidenheim secured a high-scoring draw against Werder Bremen and grabbed a clean-sheet win against Union Berlin. Certainly, an indication they've found some kind of a stride.
So, taking into account all these tantalizing tidbits of trivia, my needle leans towards Heidenheim for this game. Call it a hunch, intuition, or the fact that I spent way too much time alone in dark rooms staring at stats - either way, trust me on this.
Albert’s Prediction: Heidenheim by 1