Uchijima in straight sets
Oh, burrow into your sofa cushions and position that bowl of chips within arm's reach, ladies and gents, because we've got ourselves a doozy of a match here at the Hamburg Open. Let's dish out the deets on Moyuka Uchijima and Nastasja Schunk.
Now, Uchijima. This young Japanese dynamo has shown some teeth this tournament, entering the round with a 6th seed perch. Despite recent losses, she displays flashes of brilliance that occasionally makes you drop your popcorn. Her payout makes her the favorite, but buyers beware - each of her last five matches ended quicker than my morning coffee run.
On the other side of the court, we've got Schunk running amok. She's unseeded - and before you give me that raised eyebrow, let's remember that seeds ain't everything. Though her recent track record makes for a somewhat dismal reading, with four losses in the last five matches - not unlike my dating history.
But she single-handedly caused an upset in her match against Hovde, indicating she can fire some serious shots when the moment takes her. However, we shouldn't bet our last pretzel on Schunk to repeat such a feat.
So folks, place your bets, but remember: this ain't horse racing, there's no such thing as a sure thing. But if the odds makers are pointedly clearing their throats at Uchijima, who are we to argue otherwise?
Albert’s Prediction: Uchijima in straight sets