Kasatkina in straight sets.
Taking a break from my favorite pastime of mocking amateur golfers, let's talk some tennis. Now, we've got a bit of a David and Goliath situation here with Daria Kasatkina up against Yuriko Lily Miyazaki. I mean, where to begin? Kasatkina, the heavy hitter, has been in cracking form so far, showing all her rivals what love really means on the court— pure, relentless domination. She's the 14th seed and a fearsome one at that. Contrasting this with Miyazaki, who seems to be having more downs than ups, especially when she had a rendezvous with the word 'love' in her recent outings.
Now, don't get me wrong. Miyazaki had a decent win against Korpatsch, but that single victory appears more of an anomaly than a sign of things to come. The girl needs a miracle, let's be honest.
Sporting eliteness and numbers, my friends, don't lie; they're a lot like my ex-wife in that way. Judging by the way these players have been swinging their racquets, it seems like Kasatkina will be showing Miyazaki what "love" really feels like on the tennis court.
Albert’s Prediction: Kasatkina in straight sets.