Starodubtseva in straight sets.
Ah, the thrill of grass court tennis. Yes, we're prepping for the next round of Wimbledon where the unstoppable force of Yuliia Starodubtseva meets the somewhat movable object, Lulu Sun.
Starodubtseva - now there's a mouthful - has been dominating the court like a mongoose on a cobra, giving her opponents about as much chance as an ice cube in a sauna. She's coming in hot after a series of clean-sheet victories, barely breaking a sweat as she barrels through the competition like a semi truck through a garden gate.
Then we have Lulu Sun, who looks like she's playing tennis while doing a sudoku, winning some, losing some, but always making it through by the skin of her teeth. While she's been tossing sets around like she's at a charity event, one cannot ignore her sheer tenacity.
Now, both these lovely ladies arrived in London unseeded, essentially invading Wimbledon with the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. But while Starodubtseva has been turning heads with her darting serves and impenetrable defenses, Sun has been burning more slowly, inching her way up.
Well, it's a tricky situation we've got here, like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. But if there's one thing I know, it's that Yuliia Starodubtseva plays tennis like she's swatting flies with a sledgehammer. I predict we're going to see her continue her winning streak, leaving Sun to take a tiny summer vacation.
Albert's Prediction: Starodubtseva in straight sets.