Look, this isn't a stage play, but let's get on with the soap opera that is the Super Rugby Pacific 2025. The Crusaders, those silver-spoon fed superstars at #2 in the standings, are up against our scrappy underdogs, the Brumbies, who are desperately nipping at their heels from the #3 spot.
Remember, this is round 16, kids - when the drama really heats up. Those dreaming of upsets have fond memories of the lashing the Brumbies gave to Crusaders back in May 2024, when they checked in for a 31-24 score line. Sure, brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? But that was once upon a time, and we've all grown older since then.
The Crusaders, just like that guy at the party who goes on about his stock portfolio, have a superior regular season record of 10 wins up against Brumbies' not-too-shabby 9. What does that tell us? It means the Crusaders are about as much favorites as you'll get on a Tuesday. If you want to cling onto hope, Brumbies have recently notched up some impressive scores. No one is forgetting their field day against the Waratahs.
In saying that, let's not treat the Crusaders like the awkward cousin. They've had some thrilling games, particularly that tussle with the Highlanders that left us all needing a lie down.
So, what's the tale of the tape? Crusaders might be the popular kids at school, but we all know the nerds usually have the last laugh. There's a golden rule in sports commentary - always expect the unexpected. But who knows, maybe this time, sticking with the mundane might not be such a bad choice.
Albert’s Prediction: Crusaders by 6