Strap in folks, for another exciting game of English Premier League football. This time it's Bournemouth vs Manchester United. Or as I like to call it, the Wall of the South against the Red Devils with an identity crisis. But who's judging? Aside from everyone, of course.
Taking the goalie form into account, Manchester United have in their arsenal André Onana and Altay Bayındır. Both gentlemen in fancy gloves have put up a decent show, with Onana pulling off more saves between the two. On the Bournemouth side, we have Kepa Arrizabalaga performing the magic tricks with 9 saves to his name. Nice, Kepa.
Now let's look at the key players. Manchester United'll be banking heavily on Tyler Fredricson and Bruno Fernandes, prototypical examples of what happens when skill meets talent, meets intensive training, meets, well, high salaries. Casemiro's also been turning some heads despite not sending the ball to the back of the net. Meanwhile, Bournemouth's proud of Evanilson and Antoine Semenyo, both who've managed to score in recent times - something Manchester United could use a few pointers on. Dean Huijsen should also help, provided he remembers he's playing football, not Chess with his zero shots on target.
Going through history books, Bournemouth seem to like messing with Manchester United, having won the last encounter with a clean 3-0. But let me remind you, history is fun to read but it doesn't pay the bills.
Last, let's not forget the season records. Manchester United is sitting at a rather unimpressive 10-8-15 while Bournemouth has a slightly better, but nothing to write home about, 13-10-10. The recent results also highlight Manchester United's splendid ability of turning winning opportunities into unmitigated disasters. Meanwhile, Bournemouth is busy proving that football indeed can be as exciting as watching paint dry with their latest draw against Crystal Palace.
I hope all that was insightful, and not just entertaining. Let's get down to business then.
Albert's Prediction: Bournemouth by 1