Well, as we dive into this Olympic face-off between the USA and Brazil, I can't help but highlight a few standout brick walls in gloves, our goalkeepers. For the USA, Alyssa Naeher has been solid with a rating of 7.34 and notching up 17 saves. However, Brazil's Lorena Leite has been slightly more impressive between the sticks with a 7.90 rating and a whopping 26 saves.
Now, let's jabber a bit about the top troops on the field - the players. For the USA, Sophia Smith and Mallory Swanson are orbiting around the performance constellation, both boasting an impressive rating above 7.75 and 3 snapped net onions apiece. Coming in hot on their heels is Trinity Rodman - tell your dad, Dennis, she's doing alright - with an equally prolific goal tally and a commendable passing accuracy of 71.1%.
On the other side of this footballing fandango, Brazil has Gabi Portilho, hanging her boots high with 2 goals and a rating of 7.27, plus her compatriot Adriana dazzling with a direct hit to the opposition's net. However, it's hard not to notice the slightly lower passing effectiveness when compared to the USA's top guns.
Now, games are won or lost based on tournament performance, not individual accolades. At this dance, the USA maintains a flawless record of 3 wins and exactly zero whiffs of defeat or draws. Brazil, on the other hand, jogs behind with 1 win and 2 losses, showing a bit of a struggle in their push for gold.
Adding to that, recent results show clearly that the USA is steamrolling with some pretty nifty victories, while Brazil has been playing a bit like one-armed wallpaper hangers, winning some and losing some.
So, folks, as much as I enjoy an underdog story, the odds seem tilted towards Uncle Sam's ladies this time around, although... we know even the best-laid plans of mice and men - and color commentators - often go awry. Let's get this popcorn popping and see how it plays out on the field.
Albert’s Prediction: USA by 2