Alright, football fans, here we are, gearing up for what promises to be a mildly interesting Ligue 1 matchup, if the past is any indication. We have Stade Rennais locking horns with Angers, and while both have seen better days, one of them might just surprise us. After all, lightyears are measured in disappointment, not only distance.
Between the pipes for Angers, we have Yahia Fofana, who's been doing a commendable job with a 7.47 rating and 13 saves. He makes saving goals look as easy as falling off a log, doesn't he? Stade Rennais has Steve Mandanda in net, sporting a 6.57 rating and only 2 saves. Somehow, he's morphed himself into a holographic version of a goalie.
For Angers, players to look out for include Himad Abdelli with a 7.43 rating and Florent Hanin with a rating of 7.20, who are running game like their bio profiles were taken off a superhero webpage. Let's not ignore Farid El Melali, who has a 7.10 rating.
Turning our stern gaze to Stade Rennais, the stage seems to be set for Ludovic Blas, who's been setting the field on fire with a 7.70 rating and Arnaud Kalimuendo with his dominating 7.57 rating. And, at the end of the day, I guess I should mention Hans Hateboer, flaunting a 7.23 rating.
Now, glancing into the rearview mirror, the last time these two teams squared off, Stade Rennais made Angers look like a bunch of underpaid interns, romping them 4-2.
This season, Angers are limping by the skin of their teeth with 3 wins, 4 draws, and 7 losses, while Stade Rennais are also high-stepping, securing 4 wins, 2 draws and 8 losses.
So, based on recent form, keep a tight grip on your espresso shots, folks, because it's going to be a heart-stopper alright. The extra napkin is for mopping up the spilled coffee, not your tears.
Albert's Prediction: Stade Rennais by 1.