Ah, the AFL--the sport where men in short shorts perform a majestic ballet of strength, speed, and the occasional airborne wedgie.
So we find ourselves talking about the Brisbane Lions taking on the Adelaide Crows. So far in the regular season, The Lions have had a mix of performances, a bit like a bag of mixed lollies – some sweet victories, just like their 152 points against Port Adelaide, but also some licorice-like bitterness, like losing to Hawthorn. They've got an 8-6-1 record, sitting at a cozy #9 in the AFL.
The Crows, on the other hand, they've had a rougher go of it. They've clocked more losses than an over-ambitious dieter, with a 5-9-1 regular season slog. The good news is they did press some big numbers against West Coast recently - so perhaps they're bouncing back? They’re currently sitting at #14 in the AFL.
In their previous encounters, I must say, they've kept it interesting, swapping victories and even having a stand-off once. However, at this point, it's like comparing a one-legged kangaroo to a fit one; it's clear who is going to bounce higher.
So, taking into consideration their past games, hallway ranking, and obvious discrepancies in their overall performance, it's only logical who the victor should be here.
Albert’s Prediction: Brisbane Lions by 28