North Texas Mean Green by 4
Alright, let's break this down folks... ops, I mean, my dear appreciators of college football, who are ever eager for an amusing analysis accompanied by a dashing dollop of dry humor.
Are you braced for a stormy duel between the Tulsa Golden Hurricane and North Texas Mean Green? Well, I suggest you buckle up because this one is bound to be as electrifying as trying to put socks on a rooster!
Turning our focus to the quarterbacks – because we all know football is nothing without a good thrower, champ – Chandler Morris of North Texas has shown impressive stats in the last month with 1204 passing yards under his belt and 11 touchdowns, even though he seems to share his toys a little too evenly with 6 interceptions. On the other side of the ball, Kirk Francis of Tulsa comes in with 880 passing yards and 6 scores. Hmm... sounds like a classic story of overachievement versus, well, some rather up-and-down performances.
Tulsa's offense has discovered some nice shiny gems in Kamdyn Benjamin with 373 total yards and Anthony Watkins clocking 206 total yards. On the other hand, North Texas isn't exactly lacking in the offense department either, with Damon Ward and DT Sheffield tearing up the field with 288 and 257 total yards respectively. But who am I to hold a ruler against these yard-makers?
On the defensive front, Tulsa's Gavin Potter has been racking up tackles and actually seems to enjoy it. North Texas' Evan Jackson, however, appears to have made tackling his life's mission with 22 tackles to his name just in the last month. I mean, talk about commitment!
But enough of the player musical chairs, let's cut to the chase. Taking into thoughtful consideration athlete performance, their most recent waltzes on the field, some clandestine sheets of numbers that mysteriously ended up on my desk, and just a dash of barely valid gut instinct, drumroll, please...
Albert’s Prediction: North Texas Mean Green by 4.